Driving a boat at Lake of the Ozarks…
…is a party girl from Tennessee.
As cousins gather every Fourth…
…to be with family
From Jell-O shots…
…with whipped cream.
Constant fights over the mic…
to sing karaoke.
Trivial Pursuit winners, always reign supreme!
From new tattoos…
…to pool dunks…
…with drunken dancers around a hunk.
Our favorite toy is the aqua bar…
…that prevents us from floating too far.
I’m proud to be from my family!
Where at least I can be me.
And they never, ever let me forget
Just how handy my booty can be.
Cousins blowing their muscles up…
…next to me
so I won’t cry and feel left out.
There ain’t no doubt I love my clan –
Thank God for my family!
Here’s hoping your version of the Griswolds has a safe and booze filled 4th.
Cheers!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 