While Mama is away, the cat will play.
Ever wonder what you’re pet is up to while you’re away from home? While I was living it up in Vegas this past week, Ted was treating his life like a never-ending party as well (kind of like the Tidy Cat party commercial).
Inviting his pals over to play…
Pounding Mike’s Hard Lemonade – really living it up like a classy cat (as I usually force him to guzzle Skinny Pirates).
After crushing the can on his forehead, it’s time to taunt the neighbor dogs who are incessantly barking (pleading, really) about getting to come over to the Tedstar’s party.
After getting all kinds of filthy during the party, it’s time to wash all of the sins away.
And then settle in for some TV time (he’s typically only allowed 10 hours in front of the boob tube per day)…
Before picking up the aftermath of the party.
And upon my return, this is the sad face I get – as if nothing ever happened while I was away.
And I always fall for it. Every time.
Somebody’s got me right where he wants me.