My Pussy Can Sing Better Than Yours

It’s never too early for Christmas caroling, especially when sung by a cat.

Falalala

Known for fur balls, meows in the middle of the night and Christmas caroling.

Please enjoy “Deck the Tree,” sung to you by my favorite pussy in the entire world, Mr. Ted E. Bear.

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Ahem.

Deck the tree if you can move me

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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‘Tis the Season to be curious

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Curiosity

Move me and I’ll claw your eyes out

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

DON'T

Troll the same box I see every single year

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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See the blazing pink before me

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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Watch me almost catch on fire

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Helps check all the bulbs

Break for naps, merriment is exhausting

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Moose mug break

Soak in all the glittery glory

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Admiring his hard work

I’m the only star in this joint.

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Glitter tastes so good

I just found my newest chew toy

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Hate the star

Eliminate all other feline competition

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

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Remind your mom that you’re her one and only…

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FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

You’re welcome for your new favorite Christmas carol.

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The Caroling Cat

Deck the tree if you can move me

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Ted's happy to help

‘Tis the Season to be curious

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Happy to inspect

Move! or I will claw your eyes out

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Coaxing off the box

Troll the same box I see every single year

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Just takes a gentle

See the blazing pink before me

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Looking pink...

Watch me almost catch on fire

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Helps check all the bulbs

Break for naps, merriment is exhausting

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Moose mug break

Soak in all the glittery glory

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Admiring his hard work

I’m the only star in this joint.

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Glitter tastes so good

I just found my newest chew toy

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Hate the star

Eliminate all other feline competition

Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

No thanks

Remind your mom that you’re her one and only

So pretty

FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!

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