It’s never too early for Christmas caroling, especially when sung by a cat.
Known for fur balls, meows in the middle of the night and Christmas caroling.
Please enjoy “Deck the Tree,” sung to you by my favorite pussy in the entire world, Mr. Ted E. Bear.
Ahem.
Deck the tree if you can move me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
‘Tis the Season to be curious
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Move me and I’ll claw your eyes out
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Troll the same box I see every single year
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
See the blazing pink before me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Watch me almost catch on fire
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Break for naps, merriment is exhausting
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Soak in all the glittery glory
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
I’m the only star in this joint.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
I just found my newest chew toy
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Eliminate all other feline competition
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Remind your mom that you’re her one and only…
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
You’re welcome for your new favorite Christmas carol.
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 