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Dear Santa,
I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.
Isn’t this a vintage beaut?
I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).
Think this would fit?
Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.
I’m sure anyone near the bathroom wondered what the hell the shrieks of laughter were all about.
And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?
Holy shit – it’s gonna fit!
Seriously! It’s on!
Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?
Naughty. But so worth it.
Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?
Love,
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 