Finding myself with a last-minute invitation to a Tennessee Titans tailgate turned into a horror show more quickly than anticipated, as I was under prepared in my own personal grocery department. And you can’t show up to a party empty-handed now, can you?
While rummaging through the fridge, freezer and pantry (which typically house condiments, vodka and expired cereal) I came up with a solution to my meager problem when I spied non-molded corn tortillas.
Which resulted in a first time attempt at breakfast burritos…
Early game day tailgating tasties at their finest.
Here’s what I found (and what you’ll need) to concoct a similar potion…
- Whatever kind of meat you find in your freezer (I ran into a half package of sausage)
- Green pepper (if you have one…I have no idea how the F one found its way into my fridge)
- Five non-expired eggs (plus a bit of milk if you have it or you can use water)
- Shredded cheese (leftover from last year’s chili. I’m kidding…kind of)
- Tortillas
Start by frying your choice of meat.
In a separate skillet, saute the green peppers.
Mix the eggs with about 1/4 cup of milk and add to the peppers.
Add the sausage to the mix.
Once the eggs are almost set, top with shredded cheese.
Scoop the mix onto tortillas. Roll. Then devour.
Of course, I also had the ingredients for Jell-O shots which made me one popular tailgater. I mean, what washes a bewitching breakfast burrito down the hatch better than vodka and gelatin? Nothing.
BOOzin’ it up spooky style.
You know I like to keep it classy.
Cheers!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 