Finding myself with a last-minute invitation to a Tennessee Titans tailgate turned into a horror show more quickly than anticipated, as I was under prepared in my own personal grocery department. And you can’t show up to a party empty-handed now, can you?
While rummaging through the fridge, freezer and pantry (which typically house condiments, vodka and expired cereal) I came up with a solution to my meager problem when I spied non-molded corn tortillas.
Which resulted in a first time attempt at breakfast burritos…
Here’s what I found (and what you’ll need) to concoct a similar potion…
- Whatever kind of meat you find in your freezer (I ran into a half package of sausage)
- Green pepper (if you have one…I have no idea how the F one found its way into my fridge)
- Five non-expired eggs (plus a bit of milk if you have it or you can use water)
- Shredded cheese (leftover from last year’s chili. I’m kidding…kind of)
Of course, I also had the ingredients for Jell-O shots which made me one popular tailgater. I mean, what washes a bewitching breakfast burrito down the hatch better than vodka and gelatin? Nothing.
You know I like to keep it classy.