Deck the tree if you can move me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
‘Tis the Season to be curious
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Move! or I will claw your eyes out
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Troll the same box I see every single year
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
See the blazing pink before me
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Watch me almost catch on fire
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Break for naps, merriment is exhausting
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Soak in all the glittery glory
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
I’m the only star in this joint.
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
I just found my newest chew toy
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Eliminate all other feline competition
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Remind your mom that you’re her one and only
FA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 