My liver is doing much better after my Vegas trip, thank you very much. But my body is still experiencing a sugar, carbohydrate, grease and any kind of food additive you can think of detox.
After endless liquids entered my bod (and no, that’s not water) during my four day Vegas stay, it was only natural to crave the unhealthiest of foods, right?
So what’s a gal to do but stuff her face after sipping (guzzling, rather) cocktails by the pool all day on an empty stomach?
You must stuff your face, of course.
And what washes down a burger better than paella? Well, nothing.
After all of that booze and stomach stuffing, there’s nothing more fun than trying to squeeze into a Vegas evening outfit.
Once the evening in your confined attire is complete, follow with a little midnight snack.
Because two people really need 14 pancakes, 14 slices of bacon, whipped cream, a tower of onions rings and buffalo wings (for dessert).
Because after all that, nothing is more fun the next day than feeling like a beached whale while laying here…
Anybody have any good cleanses I could start?
Of course, I can’t begin until after this weekend’s tailgate…