Oh the holidays are here – with Nashville weekend parties of good cheer!
First a “Come as your favorite Tennessean” shin dig. I went as The King of Rock’n’Roll (in the latter, bloated, bedazzled jumpsuit wearing days).
Elvis and the not so graceful karate pose.
What party is complete without vodka soaked gummy bears?
An ’80s Reba McEntire gets gummied.
A ladle was used instead of a regular spoon (way too small) for proper vodka bear consumption.
A little recovery with my Bear before heading out to a holiday pot luck on Saturday.
My Christmas Bear and his holiday bowl. Yes, even Ted likes his space decorated for Christmas.
A festive looking Shit Dip for my pot luck appetizer.
To get the blog famous Shit Dip recipe, click here.
And of course festive accessories always complete an outfit – even if you have to partially remove a boot to reveal.
I heart Santa all the way down to my socks.
A host with the most bedazzled my Skinny Skull cocktails.
A green straw, yellow deer, turquoise monkey and fuchsia stirrer made one hell of a festive drink that I was more than happy to guzzle.
After a few cocktails, the kitchen seemed so bland for a party. Therefore we moved it into the hostess’s newly renovated closet.
Party time photo shoot in the closet after a few rounds of Fireball. Makes sense, doesn’t it?
Living in Nashville, you never know what star will appear to crash the party.
Nashville’s version of KISS member Paul Stanley showed up in the wee hours of the party toting an oh-so-fabulous Louis Vuitton.
And speaking of appearances, the host of the potluck purchased this very lovely snowman sweater off a party-goer at my Christmas party last year. It was used as chair decor Saturday evening.
How could you live without this sweater? You don’t. You just get drunk and buy it off of a fellow guest’s back.
And after all of the overindulging on Friday and Saturday, I could only muster a walk to my couch in my leopard onesie for Sunday lazies with Ted.
Cray Cray Cat Lady lingerie is perfect when nursing a weekend full of fun.
And now, resting up for next week’s parties galore.
Oh the woes of this Captain’s life.
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 
