Know anyone searching for a childcare provider? I ran across this posting on Craigslist … this man may be for you.
Bibbysiter Avaeleable (cuntry area of Nashvul)
Lookin for a sumbuddy to kinda watch yur cids while you have a gud time? Plese considr me.
Need a gurl’s nite out?
Or do you want to sneek to the lake and shotgun som buhr?
Possubley a nite out on maine strete with yur boyfrund of the weke?
My name is Daryhul and I am very gud at watchin babees. I cud rock them on my bales of hae.
I wud evun let ya bring yer cids to my hous.
I wul evun let them swam in the puhl.
Plese cal me or send me a leter. Im avaleable most daes and nites.
I wonder if this dude also pet sits? It really doesn’t matter, Ted would hate his overalls.