With almost every single one of my friends procreating their brains out, it’s hard to get together when they have to jump through hoops with husbands, schedules and finding childcare.
A solution search for more girl time, I ran across this posting on Craigslist … and think I may have found the answer.
Posted: August 13: Bibbysiter Avaelible (cuntry area of Nashvul)
Lookin for a sumbuddy to kinda watch ur cids while u have a gud tyme?
Plees considr me.
My name is Daryhul and I am vury gud at watchin baebees.
Bib for baby, hands for beer.
Need a gurl’s nite owt?
On the prowl with no offspring.
Or do u want to sneek to the laek and shotgun som buhr?
Who cares about the kids?
They’re in good overalls.
Possubley a nite owt on maine strete or a roll in the haye with yur boyfrund of the weke?
All gussied up.
If u brang yer cids to me, I cud rock them on my bales of hae.
Expert at rocking babies on straw.
Brung yer cids to my hous fer a small hoerly pryce.
Every child’s dream playground.
I wul evun let them swam in the puhl.
Beating the heat.
Plese send me a leter or jest drup bye. Im avaleable most daes and nites.
Daryhul
I wonder if this dude also pet sits? It really doesn’t matter, Ted would hate his overalls.
But at least I’ve found a solution for us gals to get together more often, right?
CBXB
Cowboys and Crossbones 