Twerk or treat, smell our feet
Give us something good to eat.
If you don’t, Robin doesn’t care
‘Cause Miley will still pull down her underwear.
Robin and Miley
Ah…spending the day at the Hard Rock pool Rehab as a Vegas first timer was quite the eye opener. With the drunken shenanigans taking place all around, I sealed myself in tightly with my two new gay besties, who happened to be sporting the best t-shirts of all time. A kitty DJ tee for one and a tank that read $uper Rich for the other.
While I sat back and drank (guzzled) poolside cocktails these two were busy twerking for any stranger that would stop and take a gander.
Of course all of this bouncing around will make one ultra hot. But instead of cooling off in the more traditional way of sucking down a pina colada, we though it would be way more fun to start the cooling process bottom up.
As you can tell, the poolside cocktails made us masters in the talents of a twerking cool down. Feel free to use our technique on your buddies this weekend.
You’re welcome Miley Cyrus.