I had no intention of ending right smack on the tip-top of your naughty list but I just couldn’t help myself. Attending a party in the former home of my idol, I saw her old dress hanging up in the bathroom.
I had every intention of simply holding the dress up over my head but seeing that it was wrapped in a plastic garment bag, I didn’t want to suffocate myself (see, even after a
few cocktails safety was my first concern – that counts for something, right?).
Curiosity got the best of me and I just had to see if I could slip into the dress.
And then Santa, I couldn’t stop myself because the dress was actually going to fit! Surely Mrs. Claus has found herself in a similar situation, overly excited about red sequins?
Now after taking a gander at the beauty of this moment, you realize that I never meant to end up on your naughty list, right?
Now what can I do in the next two weeks to get back over to the gift getting nice side?