One More Time, Mom

My beloved Aunt Crazy Pants passed away after a valiant fight against terminal lung cancer (after never smoking a goddamn cigarette in her life). By the time cancer was found through an unrelated surgery, it had already spread everywhere but her brain and she was given six months to a year to live last summer. Well, being a feisty little bitch, she survived with cancer 370 days.

Beat cancer for five extra days. Suck it.

Family and friends gathered to give life stealing cancer the middle finger, celebrating ACP with her favorite cocktails of Gin Rickeys, Black Velvet and margaritas.

Gin Rickeys all around.

Sharing stories of peeing our pants over shit she would say or do (when she literally shit her pants – like during a shopping trip at Target with her mom once. I just got an eye roll (sorry Gma) and a belly laugh (you’re welcome ACP) from the sky), witnessing tears running down her leg from laughing so hard and generally remembering the spirit this woman, mother, daughter, sister, crazy fun aunt and loyal friend to countless people sprinkled throughout our lives.

To say there’s a hole in my soul doesn’t do it justice, as my aunt was like a mother to me and I take after her in many lovely ways.

What I do know is:

I will carry on her klutziness (I fell into her closet after getting out of her bed the day after the funeral).

We also ruin phones the same. She dropped hers in a toilet, I run my over with cars. It’s a special talent.

I carry her ability to get tongue tied at any given moment (I asked a male co-worker at a new job if “these are the size of rubbers you wanted” – I forgot the word band after rubber).

Did I seriously say that?!

I have the ease of her unabashed bluntness and no fear of confrontation (she deemed me the biggest bitch of the family before she passed. I know, so sweet).

Wanna hear it or not, we tell it like it is.

I will honor her by eating double what I normally do during trips to the Iowa State Fair.

Two for me.

Being a crazy aunt is something I’m already all over.

Or rather, they’re all over me.

I was born with her dramatic flair for life, so that torch was lit long ago within me.

Jazz hands for life.

While it’s important to remember that when someone may no longer be among us on earth, our relationship with them can still exist, it’s also important to remember the quality of life given during an especially grueling battle with cancer. ACP’s youngest son R. Nasty made sacrifices I can’t say many young adults his age – let alone any adult – would do to care for his dying mother. I mean before being diagnosed with cancer, she was already the most dramatic woman on the planet (like bitching about “having” to pack to go to Hawaii – or any other fabulous destination…yeah, poor thing), so you can imagine the sheer joy the magnification of her theatrics became.

Flair for fun dramatics.

R. Nasty moved in with his mom (all young men’s dream come true) being closest in proximity and able to make accommodations to do so, while his other brothers and extended family lived further away.

All other Bros and Hos live far away.

He answered every time she hollered with a patient, “yes Mother,” sauntered into her room after every bell ring (a sound that will surely haunt him for the rest of his days), removed an ice cube each time he accidentally put four instead of three into her water and endless other duties that come along with caring for a cancer patient.

The true meaning of ‘got your back’.

My point is, this dude is a fucking saint. Throughout all the treatment routines, doctor’s appointments, therapy, surgeries, etc, ACP’s absolute favorite time was watching The Late Show with Stephen Colbert with R. Nasty every weeknight. Even if she dozed off in the evening as she got more cancer riddled, she wanted to be woken up to watch Stephen Colbert with her son.

Wake me up before you go go!

In the evening on August 31, 2017 my feisty aunt was taken from home hospice to the hospital. That night, as the end was drawing near, the room full of family was clearing out and R. Nasty leaned in and said, “We’re going to watch Stephen Colbert one more time, Mom.” And that they did. She died at 3am on Friday, September 1st, 2017.

While we’ve partied in every way possible in honor of Aunt Crazy Pants’ love of life, I’d like to acknowledge the sacrifices her son made so selflessly. When asked about it he always says (and still does), “it’s my honor to take care of my mother.”

                 

I hope my cats step up to the plate like that for me when the time comes.

Yeah…I’m fucked.

Cheers to the craziest fun aunt I got to call mine. We all miss you something terrible.

Life already isn’t the same.

I love you.

CBXB

 

23 thoughts on “One More Time, Mom

  1. You bitch for making me CRY at 6:30 a.m.! What a lovely way to honor your aunt and her amazing son. I took care of my mom and my aunt here at home when they had cancer (and died) so I know the sacrifices involved. I’m not sure even my Angel Boy would put his life on hold for me that way. What an extraordinary spirit. I raise my glass to all of you. xx

  2. markbialczak says:

    I am so sorry for your loss, Megan. I am so glad you were fortunate enough to experience your wonderful aunt’s life in full!

  3. Courtenay Morris says:

    Such a sweet tribute to Nancy. She would love it! Thanks for sharing and for your sense of humor 🙂

  4. John says:

    Wow. I’m sorry for your loss Megan. And awed by her son, what a beautiful soul this man has. Be well and strong today. ❤️

  5. susan loudon says:

    Megan-Dam-it!!! you made me cry-i love the tribute to Nancy and Rhett is truly a saint-it isn’t easy for a young man to take care of there Mother but I am thankful that Nancy had him and that he was in a position to be able to do it as I know the rest of the boys and you and your sister would have done if possible. All the memories will live on in all of us and there are many wonderful memories to be had!!!!! She was very lucky to have had you as a niece!!!!! Sending you lots of HUGS!!!!

    • Thank you Susan! Hopefully there were some tears from laughter, too. Memories of Nancy will keep us all giggling the rest of our days. I’ve had a chuckle every time I think about her, as well as a longing for her here. But I know she’s enjoying the really good times now! 💖

  6. Janie says:

    Miss her terribly. Dancing with Stars won’t be same but guess she really is dancing with the stars!!!! So many laughs, cries and wonderful memories!!!❤️

  7. Gary Lum says:

    So sorry for the loss of Aunt Crazy Pants. What a crap year. Take care my friend.

  8. I bet ACP met St. Peter at the pearly gates with a tray of Jell-O shots. She was a great lady and I know she loved you so much.

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  11. curvyroads says:

    I’m so late replying, but had to say I’m sorry for the loss of your aunt and what a joy to call a fabulous lady like her family! And R. Nasty is a kind and lovely young man. 💕

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